EDU 530-01
Jeff Gundy

Poetry exercise from class – Poem with complications

Kristyna Ewing

“L. A. Woman”

My leather coat awaits 

The day of your return

To be free to walk the streets

Hand in hand

With ours hearts shouting

That these were the best of times 

And the worst of times.

My mother would strut around

In her purple housecoat

As if she assembled this perfect love

Of course in the back of her mind 

She believes I turn every relationship into 

A complete debacle.

But what if you never return to Center Street

And my leather coat is never worn again?

Please answer me my dear friend.

 

Poetry exercise from class – Don’t Borrow, Steal!

“Why Fear Poetry?”

You guys are doomed!

(Getting rid of them is not going to be easy)

I watched while everyone peered 

Towards the happiness in the distance.

Ah –the perplexing question –what is happiness?

This sort of artistic madness 

Shows only relative modesty in a few.

Bringing together a whole bunch of slackers

And forcing them to devour poetry

In some sort of emotional wasteland is draining.

As I sit, my life flashes before me 

In sad snippets of wonder

Will I ever understand cummings?

Will I ever realize that priests and poets

Are the only ones that can communicate with the gods?

Is it true what the politicians of the town say

When they shout that man is good for nothing?

So what is the purpose of poetry 

if it is coming out of nothingness?

Nothingness is doomed.

Poetry exercise from class – Imitation/Transformation

“The New Assignment”

Stop asking – more like whining-

If this assignment will be graded.

Would it really make a difference in the long run?

Place your worries and procrastination aside

Throw all of these efforts into doing the work now

Rather than contemplating how horrid in might turn out to be.

Think of all Benjamin Franklin’s cheesy aphorisms

And remember – “A stitch in time saves nine.”

We’ll figure out what that means later.

So dive into the assignment and let your mind become engulfed

Don’t worry about the bell because nothing in the future 

Can change what is due by the end of this period.



Poetry exercise– Pay Attention!

 

“Itty-Bitty”

What could possibly be so important

That you tear through the entire house

Faster than Jeff Gordon?

Is it the birds in the front yard?

Could the squirrels be taunting you in the back?

But as quickly as this episode began

You decide that it is time for your third bath this evening.

The rodents outside are forgotten;

Or are you just sure that they are not planning

To attack your fortress anytime soon?

After the self-made salon it is time to patrol the upstairs.

The facet is still dripping that deadly poison into the sink.

Then you spot Hoover (better known to all cats as Satan).

Slowly, as not to wake it, you creep past

Never once turning your gaze away.

Suddenly you race to the window 

The birds are now closing in on all sides.

You signal your warning to no one to take cover

And begin your race downstairs to the windows

Beginning the same ten minutes of your life all over again.

Why would any cat want nine lives?

Poetry exercise– Beyond the So-Called Real World

 

“Poker”

Ah the beauty of the art of cigar smoking dogs

Where there are no humans on the cards, only pure breeds

A pair of Jacks – Lassie look alikes – are being taught a lesson

By a full house – Queen Labs over Great Dane Kings

But wait!Rover silences everyone with a wag of his tail

Four dead cats are revealed to outshine the full house

What could the wages have been?

A belly rub?

No – I’ll see that belly rub and raise you 

An unattended garbage can after Christmas dinner

The dealer calls after the ante is filled with two squeaky toys, a tuggy rope

And four trips to the park with a Frisbee

The game is interrupted when the mailman is spotted outside

The needless destruction of the cards when no one is watching the pup

How quickly a calm situation can be turned upside down.

In a world when the longest attention span is less than fifteen seconds

The game was doomed from the start

Of course on the wall taking all of this in is a picture of the Mona Lisa.

Lesson Plan #1

Kristyna Ewing

Poetry with Shakespeare and the Globe

Objective: Students will use their prior knowledge of William Shakespeare, The Globe Theatre and Romeo & Juliet to do creative poetry writing.They will complete this poem individually using the required guidelines given.

Grade level: Freshmen class, second semester

Amount of class periods: One

Needed materials: Romeo & Juliet book

Handout and notes over Shakespeare and Globe theatre (previously given)

Small slips of paper

Paper and writing utensil

Dictionary (found under desk)

Handout with requirements for this assignment

Process: After finishing Romeo & Juliet and the test has been taken, use the knowledge gained to transition into a poetry unit.The students will be required to use ideas and phrases from the previous unit to apply to this poetry assignment.

Begin with opinions of what the students think is poetry.If guidance is needed use posters around the room or have someone look the definition up in the dictionary.Is all poetry rhyming?Refresh their memory on rhyme scheme and meter.

Give handout over assignment.Go over together and answer any questions. SEE ATTACHED SHEET

Hand out two slips of paper to each student.Have them write a title to a poem using a quote from Romeo & Juliet on one slip of paper.Collect promptly.Then have them write an opinion of a character, Shakespeare or the Globe Theatre on the second sheet of paper and collect.

Place the quotes in one container and the opinions in another.Each student will draw one slip of paper from each to use for this assignment.If their own slip of paper is drawn, they must redraw.

Give students the remainder of the period.If not complete, the assignment will become homework. 

Grading sheet: SEE ATTACHED SHEET – PART OF THEIR HANDOUT


 
 
 
 

SHAKESPEARE WITH COMPLICATIONS

You are to create a poem completely on your own using the two slips of paper drawn.The first one will become the title of your poem.The second one must be used anywhere in your poemBut there are more guidelines listed below.Be creative!You choose whether the poem is serious, funny or a little bit of both.

Grading Sheet

Title _____ 2 points

Opinion sheet in poem_____2 points
A different quote from the play_____3 points

One fact about Shakespeare’s life_____3 points

One fact about the Globe Theatre_____3 points

Your favorite character’s name _____2 points

At least five of the words from the list below:_____5 points

 
 Moon Angelica Tragedy Star-crossed lovers
DaggerApothecaryMarriageMurder
SoliloquyAsideMantuaVerona

RingThirteenWeddingLondon

JudithHamnetShotgun weddingLove

Use two oxymorons_____4 points

Use personification_____3 points

A minimum of ten lines longs with more than _____3 points

five words per line

Only three lines can rhyme_____2 points

Type your poem_____2 points

TOTAL POINTS  _____ 30 POINTS

This assignment is worth 30 points, but if your complete all the requirements, you could get a possible 34 points total!

.Attached each slip of paper you drew along with this grading sheet to your completed poem when you hand it in.



EDU 530-01

Jeff Gundy

Lesson Plan #2

Kristyna Ewing

 Haiku & Tone

**This lesson I took from a comment that someone make during the workshop.I guess this would be considered my “Don’t borrow, Steal” lesson plan.Thank you to whoever said this is class.It worked wonderfully.

Objective: Students will use their prior knowledge poetry and rhyme scheme to create two haiku.An understanding of meter, haiku and tone will be explained.They will complete these poems individually using the required guidelines given.They will also show their computer skills by creating a PowerPoint with two slides.The PowerPoints will be very simple due to the lack of knowledge in this area.

Grade level: Freshman- second semester

Amount of class periods: Two class periods

Needed materials: Computer lab

Text book (Literature)

Paper and writing utensil

Handout of haiku samples

Handout with guidelines

Process:Begin the class with defining haiku and looking at examples.Find the meter and syllables of each.

Discuss the topic of each.

Show two with the same topic, but different tones.Discuss tone and define.

Explain that they each will write two or more poems with different tones.One must be a positive tone and the other negative.

Spend the first day writing in class individually.

The second day the poems must be completed and begin the PowerPoint.Explain that they must convey a positive tone in one slide and a negative tone in the other.The haiku itself and the slide layout will accomplish this.

Grading sheet: Haiku5 points each

Slides with haiku5 points each

TOTAL OF 20 POINTS

Grade will be based on effort and requirements such as syllables per line, spelling, proper display of tone, etc.

Two poems by students in my class:

“All Are Punished”

The play was too long

But so is life for most

The way the moon laughs at those who murder others

A soliloquy from Angelica would drag on and on

But the apothecary would get right to the point

Who knew that Judith and Hamnet’s father could write such a long tragedy.

The bitter sweet ending makes me think twice about marriage.

Juliet was a fool to marry a stranger, but love can grab you at times 

Just as the Globe was tragically destroyed so soon, so was poor Mercutio’s life

We sure did find him a grave man

Now he only exists when you write his name in Verona’s sand.


 
 

“Do You Bite Your Thumb Sir?”

Shakespeare wrote a very sad tragedy

Star-crossed lovers and murder was involved.

Mercutio is very witty, but not quick enough.

“Do you bite your thumb at us sir?”

Verona is the place where the Globe Theater lays

The Globe Theater is the place where they

Show all the plays.Juliet’s marriage: Aside

From Romeo is bitter sweet.Their loving-

Hate pulls them apart.Paris marries death

For his love of Juliet.If only the hate

Between two families stopped.The lovers

Would be living and all the fighting would

Be done.

 Powerpoint Haiku by my students